Should have been able to buy a vowel.

Has one or is one?

Thou Doth Protest Too Much!

A maker of labels?

A good one! Giggle! Thank you Alan for sending this one.

Possibly a broker's advertisement.

And we'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her Daddy takes the T-bird away..............

If you cannot be a good example you may as well be a bad one.

Someone loves their pug(gy).

I am not sure what this person is referring to. However my puppy knows what the word means.

Sorry maybe next year.

No, it's yours, you wash it.